More than a few of us were
worried about how the White Stripes' Jack & Meg White were going to
hold up under the spotlight. Huge sales for the Detroitduo's last album,
White Blood Cells, and the accompanying worldwide huzzahs, MTV, Letterman and
Conan might've made lesser bands start to feel self-conscious and, you
know, contrived, the first sign of the beginning of the end for any pop
combo. But all that media glare doesn't appear to trouble Jack White too
much. With the Stripes' new release, Elephant 行 a real hell-raiser 行 White
proves that all the hype is just grist for his mill.
Recorded in London on "eight-track
reel-to-reel" and heaped with swamp and folk blues, show tunes and
garage rock crapola, Elephant jolts off with "Seven Nation Army," Jack's
trademark voice-in-a-tin-can addressing his supposed frustration with the
pressures of fame. He declares, like any genuine bluesman would, that he's
doomed and damned, and he wants out: "All the words are gonna bleed
from me and I will think no more." But Jack glides into a series of
simply hysterical electric slide solos, and you catch the sound of a
rockboy completely in the moment; he may be doomed, but he's loving it.
Actually, Jack's got other, bigger things to
worry about; at least his nuevo-bluesman protagonist does. The problem
seems to be those troublesome old crosshairs he encounters when he gets
tangled up in love and sex and his persistent yearning for home sweet home.
In "The Air Near My Fingers" Jack's all wound up and nervous
about some girl because he's uncertain whether he wants her anyway 行 damn,
isn't he just looking for his mother? Or he wants to escape Mom's clutches,
and his lap-dogging all these women out there only serves to make him feel
kinda insecure. In "Fell in Love With a Girl" Jack tried on the
clothes of the big suave romancer, but it's just not happening 行 that's
like something he saw on TV once; under her gaze, why, he's just another
meek geek.
A stud or a dud, he doesn't know 行 at least
his stock rock character stays mystified. That character portrays the
mutant strands of every shy and respectful rebel-without-a-cause ever come
down the youth-sensation pike. It's all a masterfully crafted amalgamation
of the love/sex conundrum that fires rock's blood. Jack's a natural poet,
by the way, and his words on this record are wild and witty; I'd say
they're largely overshadowed by the demented instrumental force of his
band, except that increasingly his lyrical prowess has grown to compete
with his playing and conceptual chops.
Even so, the White Stripes are first and
foremost an awesomely intelligent and aware slab of sound, and they're
still punky, so when they do a cover of Bacharach/David's "I Just
Don't Know What To Do With Myself," they don't just make a hash of it
行 they sip its red wine and spew out a simply great rock song. But even
slathered in wiggling Jimmy Page guitar derangement and drummer Meg's Moe
Tucker bambam, the melody of the song remains the prime stuff 行 White
understands that it simply ought not be touched. Likewise, on "In the
Cold, Cold Night" Meg gets to sing, and it's girlishly coy, coming off
deeper for its knowing amateurishness. It's like they're sucking the
marrow; they play blues, they never play the blues. That'd be beside the
point.
Note that the White Stripes, like the great
blues or folk musicians, don't need a damn bass guitar, that great Satan
which has rhythmically straitjacketed bands since the dawn of rock time.
Jack White doesn't use a bass guitar, although he does get a bass sound on
"Seven Nation Army" by running his ax through an octave-divider 行
which is funny because the liner notes boast that "no computers were
used during the writing, recording, mixing or mastering of this
record." Which is bull pucky, but that's beside the point, too: The
White Stripes are Luddite ironists whose electric fossil fuel is the
illusion of authenticity.
That's a real fake
authenticity, obviously, ingeniously deflecting from the conceit while
simultaneously drawing attention to it. Jack gets in a rock-guy's kiss-off
song with "There's No Home for You Here": When he sings "Go
away!" he sounds righteous and familiar, like he's on a "woman I
got to ram-bole" rant. But it's a fancied-up rant, one whose dynamics,
pacing and structure have been given careful scrutiny, considerations that
are apparent in most any cut on the disc. So the Americana music the White
Stripes revel in slackens and slows in fits and starts purposefully to
accommodate a multitracked Queen-like (Greek) chorus of Jack's emphasizing
disdain in glorious heavenly harmony. Jack then rips out some of the
craziest electric guitar solos you or I have ever heard, enormous lewd
thunder from the black clouds above. The eight-minute opus "Ball and
Biscuit" ("Let's have a ball, and take our sweet time about
it") is a rude monster, too, from the words themselves 行 sung like
Jagger circa "Down the Road Apiece" or maybe like George
Thorogood (sorry) 行 down to the sarcastically bluesy way he phrases 'em, as
if to say, "The name is White." And each time he crawls in
sopping wet with another solo, it shocks the hairs on the back of your
neck. (Guitar solos of the year. Any year. Juiciest guitar solos of all
time.) Then he's huffing, "That's right, I'm the seventh son."
Heh heh, Jack. You joker.
In
the big, stupid world of rock, the authenticity of the artist's performance
is in heavy popular and critical demand. Accordingly, any half-brained
musician drawing inspiration from a century of Americana (and that's 99
percent of rock music) has got to concede the futility of the demand, let a
bogus authenticity be his guide, and run with it all the way to the bank.
It's plain as red 'n' white that the White Stripes' success owes largely to
a fortunate collision of timing, way-inspired back story and dazzling
visual concept, not to mention W.S.'s intuitive perception that our world
craves lurid love stories involving the corruption of innocents. ("Are
they brother and sister or lovers or both?") But without Jack &
Meg's almost freakishly resonant musical gifts 行 their mastery comes in an
authentic feel for American music 行 all their media savviness would've had
them running on fumes by now. Four albums of persistently outrageous,
inspired rock & roll can't be wrong.